thus making me awesome and them whores
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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