So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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