Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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