I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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