Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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