No stitches, just platelets and will power
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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