i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do herpes really smell.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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