Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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