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• (623): View more from Arizona

  So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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• (949): View more from California

  im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."

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• (310): View more from California

  When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided

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