Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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