You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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