it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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