we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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