how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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