it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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