idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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