I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i out mim tonsoeep
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