Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just gift wrapped bread.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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