Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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