Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That accounts for only three of the penises
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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