when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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