yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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