Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?