just come out here and I will go home with you...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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