I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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