forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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