Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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