saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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