Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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