i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Randomize
