last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
