We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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