I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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