dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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