Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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