i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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