Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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