no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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