I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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