jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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