So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling