I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.