He is an equal opportunity slut.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress