You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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