Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
third nipple confirmed
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
