At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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