Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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