He is an equal opportunity slut.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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