she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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