whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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