woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
im on a boat
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