We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Come see our sink grown plant.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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