Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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