if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize