Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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