For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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