im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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