i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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