So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
